My worst enemy

I see you everyday, and it makes me sick. We stare each other down watching to see how close we will get to one another. If you get close enough to me I will knock you out! I know you felt that water I threw on you the other day. That made you run. You have been in that corner for way to long. I wish I could kill you. I asked Donny to do it but for some reason he hasn't. Standing there with those long legs just looking at me. I pray you aren't having babies bc that is the last thing we need. You better stay away from my kids too. They don't need your dirtiness rubbing off on them. Lane would probably like you bc he likes nasty things like that. The thought of you makes my skin crawl ewwwwwwwww. Yet everday I know I will see you. I know your scared of me as well you should be.
What am I talking about? A spider that has been in my shower since we moved here! You didn't think I was talking about a person did you? Come on I am a lady! That stupid spider is up in the corner of shower where I can't reach. It watches me everyday and sometimes comes closer. I will get it one of these days. Hopefully I get it before it gets me!